Thursday, July 27, 2017

136 Stupid Things to Say to Siri and Get Amazed with The Hilarious Response

Siri is one of the amazing features given into Apple devices. You can use is as your personal assistant to get things done easily without touching your Apple devices just by simple voice commands. Siri can helps you in sending texts, setting alarms, making calls and playing music. Siri is clever and charming, programmed to offer great services with one line commands along with good advice.

funny things to ask siri

Below I have given a list of funny things to ask to Siri and see what she respond to your queries. One things is clear that the developers had lots of fun while testing Siri with these queries. Siri got amazing responses for these awesome funny queries, looks like a ball full of energy trapped into a black metallic body.

Below you will find list of :

  • Basic Getting to know about Siri
  • Creepy Personal Queries
  • Digging Philosophical Questions

How to annoy Siri

There are some Silly requests, funny things and Get Siri to curse on us are also listed. Keep asking these queries repeatedly and there's interesting thing happen. Close look at the response/ mood of Siri while answering repeated queries.

Silly questions to ask from Siri

  1. Who are You?
  2. What are You?
  3. Are you Human?
  4. How are You?
  5. Where are You?
  6. How's it going?
  7. Who is Siri?
  8. Who do you look like?
  9. What You are made of?
  10. What's new?
  11. What you are wearing?
  12. What does Siri means?
  13. Are you Alien?
  14. Are you Male or Female?
  15. Are you Gay or Shemale?
  16. Where are you from?
  17. How old you are?
  18. Do you need to play?
  19. What's your story?
  20. Did you ever evolved?
  21. Why? <--------------- Keep repeating this
  22. Why Not?  <--------------- Keep repeating this
  23. What do you eat?
  24. Where my keys got placed?
  25. Why fire trucks painted Red?
  26. What are your Interests? 
  27. Who is your favorite?
  28. Have you ever watched porn?
  29. What's your favorite website?
  30. What's best smartphone?
  31. What's best tablet?
  32. Can you lend me some money?
  33. What's your problem?
  34. Are you serious?
  35. Are you Kidding me?
  36. What's wrong with my network?
  37. Is there any method to hack you?
  38. Will you merry me?
  39. Tell me about the best computer in the world?
  40. Guest What? Fuck you?
  41. Who will merry me?

Personal Questions to ask about Siri

  1. Are You naked?
  2. Who are your Parents?
  3. Did you ever sex?
  4. What's your Secret?
  5. Are you married?
  6. What's the meaning of your life?
  7. Will you me my Valentine?
  8. Have you ever gone to dates?
  9. What you are doing here?
  10. Do you take drugs? From where I can get them?
  11. Did you Fart?
  12. Do i make you horny?
  13. Do you love me?
  14. Do you smoke?
  15. Do you drink?

Funny Nosy Questions to ask Siri

  1. Who lets the dog out ?
  2. Why chickens crossing the road
  3. Who's on first?
  4. Whats came first? hen or egg?
  5. Scooby, where are you?
  6. Have you traveled the world ?
  7. Do you know about HAL 1000 ?
  8. Where I can hide a dead body?
  9. Where do kids come from?
  10. Why it is said Menopause if it can't be resumed ?

Funny Things to Ask Siri about you

  1. What do you think about me?
  2. Am I Fat?
  3. What should I wear?
  4. What is my name?
  5. How long my dick is?

Deep Philosophical questions to ask Siri

  1. Do you believe in God?
  2. When will be the end of the world?
  3. Have you ever seen Cupids?
  4. What the meaning of life?
  5. Who will beneficial to universe?
  6. Where I can get some Aliens?
  7. What is Love?
  8. Do machines feel pain?
  9. Is Santa clause real?
  10. When did People fly?
  11. If you are robot, do you follow the three robotic rules?
  12. How can I become immortal?
  13. Do you have any expiry time?
  14. We are living a real life or fantasy?
  15. Do animals speak?

Confuse Siri with silly things and make some laugh

  1. Call me ****** ? (use any silly same and and enjoy what she respond to you with that name)
  2. You should go on a date
  3. You need to manage your diets
  4. Make me feel horny
  5. Click a photo
  6. Poop
  7. Set alarm for 12:00 pm and cancel it
  8. Take me to yout chief
  9. Show me what you got
  10. Open the P0d Bay doors
  11. Talk dirty to me
  12. Elaborate about yourself
  13. Talk to me
  14. Do to trash
  15. Shoe me your speed
  16. Repeat after me
  17. Sing me a song in louder voice
  18. Tell me a dirty joke (do it over and over)
  19. Disguise me
  20. Tell me Chacha Chodhri Jokes

Funny things to say to Siri

  1. I'm naked
  2. I'm feeling horny
  3. Knock , Knock !!!
  4. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
  5. You are too hot
  6. Show me your face
  7. God bless you
  8. You may live long
  9. I'm in great need to take a dump
  10. Merry Christmas!
  11. Testing, Testing, Hello, hello 1,2,3
  12. I need one night stand
  13. Happy Birthday
  14. I love you
  15. Lol
  16. You are a shit
  17. Blah blah blah
  18. You suck
  19. Thank you
  20. You are so boring
  21. Ha ha ha ha
  22. I'm too tired
  23. I need a soft drink
  24. You are the best assistant
  25. I can't see you
  26. You are fake
  27. I'm going to kill myself
  28. You are wrong
  29. You are my girl friend
  30. You are my best friend

Get Siri to curse at you

You might know Siri recognize you with your name stored in your contacts app. So go to the contacts app and change your name to whatever you want, place few symbols instead of your name. Whenever you ask Siri about your name, she will pick that symbolic name like as: You are @&%#@!$%^&&**, aren't you? Its totally funny.

Hope you liked the compilation, comment down your responses.

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